Monday, January 9, 2017

10 Best Basketball Video Games Of All Time

Source: 2K Sports
The first basketball video game - aptly titled Basketball - came out in 1978. It was a simple game of one-on-one on a basic Atari computer. The first licensed game was 1983's One on One: Dr. J vs. Larry Bird, while one of the first five on five games was Double-Dribble from 1986.
Seeing and playing these three games today shows just how developed modern basketball games have become. The '90s were revolutionary in that department, but the 2000s are the decade that basketball games became really advanced, as EA Sports and 2K Sports were trying to one-up one another for the position of the best basketball video game developer. This rivalry spawned some of the best court action ever seen.
For that reason, this list mostly consists of titles created by EA Sports and 2K, with one sole exception. Can you guess what it is?

10. NBA Jam

Released by Midway in 1993, the game was the first entry in the NBA Jam franchise and obviously its cornerstone. It was the ultimate arcade game (and began life as a coin-op), and the rules reflected that.
The gameplay was ridiculous, as players would fly all over the arena, dunking from the three-point line and performing various stunts in mid-flight. They could go hot or cold, which enhanced or lowered their scoring abilities. NBA Jam is a quintessential '90s game - colorful, chaotic, campy, and yet very fun, especially to play with a friend.
Despite its arcade-y nature, it was also one of the first titles to feature real player likeness.

9. NBA Street Vol. 2

Remember when streetball was a big business? Mixtapes were passed around and admired, as they were full of incredible dribbles and dunks, while three on three tournaments blossomed on a global scale.
That is where NBA Street stepped in, allowing gamers to play as their favorite NBA players outside the organized, strict world of professional basketball. The gameplay was arcade, allowing players to dunk from the free throw line and fly over backboards without much effort, which was reminiscent of NBA Jam.
The reason why NBA Street Vol. 2 is above its predecessor is because you could court a team of three different Michael Jordans (1985, 1996, 2003). It also featured other basketball legends - unlike random, fake players of the former version - and street parks, like the legendary Rucker Park in New York.

8. NBA 2K12

NBA 2K11 was dominated by Michael Jordan - more on that later - so in order to not let down the fans, who annually crave improvements, the 2011 version of the game introduced more legendary players such as Bill Russell, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and Dominique Wilkins.
Apart from that, the gameplay was smoother and player models more realistic. NBA 2K12 wasn't a big revolution, but rather a notable step-up from the previous installment. Still, it deserves to be on this list for the way it handled legendary players - with appropriately enormous respect.

7. NCAA Basketball 09

The NCAA Basketball series was discontinued in 2010 after a lawsuit regarding likeness usage without permission issued by former NCAA players. Whether student athletes deserve to be paid like their professional equivalents or not is up for debate, but from the gaming standpoint it's a shame that the community has been deprived of a great series, one which masterfully the recreated the college basketball atmosphere.
The crowds were louder and more passionate than in the NBA, and you could recruit high school players and be a college superstar, which was really promising and well executed. The second-to-last installment gets the nod over NCAA Basketball 10 because of the inclusion of 64 (!) historical teams.

6. NBA Live 2005

From all the NBA Live games of the previous decade, this one is singled out because of the introduction of the All Star Weekend, including the Slam Dunk contest and the Three Point Shootout. The former was especially well executed; though it was limited compared to the one in present NBA 2K games, it was more intuitive and natural.
The Dynasty Mode was rebuilt and players could simulate not only whole games, but quarters as well, which allowed them to jump into the action when the game was on the line. The gamer could stay up-to-date by being notified of various happenings around his virtual league. There was also scouting of prospects, which made the GM experience more real.

5. NBA 2K17

The newest installment in the most successful basketball video game franchise deserves a spot in the list for being just that. It's the most realistic and best presented basketball video game to date. There's no denying that.
It's lower ranking is because it is standing on the shoulders of other games which paved the way for its excellence. Compared to NBA 2K17 they are flawed, but without their shortcomings and mistakes, there would be no NBA 2K17.
Also, it's not a massive improvement on previous titles, but more of a refinement.
So while this is the game that you're probably going to play and enjoy today, the next four games are the reason for it.

4. NBA Live 98

This game is hard to appreciate - at least from today's perspective - if you haven't played its predecessor. While good in its own right, NBA Live 98 introduced new player models, with faces created on the basis of real player photographs. The game also featured Ernie Johnson performing play-by-play commentary, which really improved the experience, as the previous version had only the arena announcer calling out scorers and assists. Granted, the commentary was very basic, but it heralded a revolution in this aspect.
A new, gorund-breaking GM mode allowed gamers to draft players and play multiple seasons - a feature that's the mainstay of modern sports games. It was limited to ten season, but that was enough, as the saves didn't overlap (I'm looking at you, Championship/Football Manager).

3. NBA 2K1

Coming back to streetball, NBA 2K1 was the first game of the series that took NBA players to legendary ball parks like Rucker Park or The Cage for games of not only one on one, but five on five as well. This was really innovative and fresh, as you could mix NBA legends with present-day superstars, form ultimate superteams, and dominate your opponents.
The player customization system was the most advanced in any basketball game to date and so was the gameplay, which allowed the gamer to exhibit all sorts of low-post moves. It was with NBA 2K1 that the developers signaled that they were more interested in making the series a simulation of the real thing, while EA Sports preferred to create games that could be enjoyed by everyone.

2. NBA Live 2000

This was the first Live game which starred Michael Jordan, here as a member of the '90s all-decade team - one of 5 available in the game. You could play him/as him in a game of one on one, along with other superstars from the previous eras.
The soundtrack was another impressive element of the game, with Rahzel, Run-DMC, and Naughty by Nature being a large improvement over generic - although quite funky - tracks from previous games. NBA Live 2000 set new standards when it came to in-game music in basketball video games.
Graphically the game was an improvement over the previous installment, and the gameplay was also smoother, although still more arcade than simulation based. Arguably, this was the last NBA Live that was better than NBA 2K, but the opinion depends on whether you played it on a console or a PC.

1. NBA 2K11

Containing probably the best opening in sports games history, NBA 2K11 allowed the gamer to recreate the most impressive moments of Michael Jordan's career. Running the game for the first time, the gamer was positioned behind MJ, hearing the legendary track by Alan Parsons Project in the tunnel. Then they were able to play as Jordan in a game against the Lakers in MJ's first NBA Finals.
The vgame did the seemingly impossible and topped that opening by allowing the gamer to really become Jordan and play as him in the modern NBA. It also improved the MyPlayer and Association modes, the commentary was better than ever, the graphics really polished. The ultimate selling point, however, was Michael Jordan.

Saturday, January 7, 2017

10 Big WWE Returns That Could Happen In 2017

Source: ImpactWrestling.com
Technically, WWE isn't the only game in town - but for the past 16 years, it's certainly been the only one of its stature. Ever since WCW went out of business, there hasn't been another wrestling outfit that could offer the same sort of financial compensation that WWE can. As a result, the company can pretty much get any star that the management wants.
Take Goldberg, for example. The former WCW World Heavyweight Champion had a largely maligned run with WWE that lasted from 2003 to 2004, and nobody was more down on it than Goldberg himself. In the years that followed, "Da Man" repeatedly badmouthed Vince McMahon and his time in the company whenever he got the opportunity.
Still, years passed, and Goldberg got the itch to return to action - especially so his young son, Gage, could finally see him compete. With no other organization on the planet able to match his price, Goldberg was more willing to let bygones be bygones and return to the grandest stage of all. At Survivor Series, he came to back to action, beating Brock Lesnar.
What can we expect in 2017? Are there any similar returns that could get the same amount of press?
Here are 10 big WWE returns that could happen in 2017.

10. Rob Van Dam

Rob Van Dam was arguably still in his prime when he left WWE in 2007, and many fans expected that he'd be back in the company before too long. Instead, it was six years before the WWE Universe would see the high-flying former champion again, as he returned at Money in the Bank 2013.
RVD's return, which was a temporary thing, didn't go so well - it was mostly centered around a pretty bad World Heavyweight Championship feud with Alberto Del Rio. RVD left and came back again in 2014, but that short tenure was even less productive.
Like Goldberg, RVD has been vocal about not liking his recent usage, but he's also gone on record as saying that he'd be open to a return to the company if certain circumstances were right. Given that the brand split has been reinstituted and that Smackdown, especially, has issues with talent depth, could we see Rob Van Dam come back for one more run? It's certainly not impossible.

9. Shelton Benjamin

This one, admittedly, is a bit of a cheat - we already know that Shelton Benjamin is coming back in 2017. Still, when he does return to the Smackdown brand, it should give the show's roster another excellent worker.
Benjamin was supposed to make his WWE comeback over the summer - in fact, a vignette aired on Smackdown hyping his return. When he took his requisite physical before returning to the company, though, it was determined that the former Intercontinental Champion was suffering from a torn rotator cuff, and would need surgery before competing.
Benjamin has since had his shoulder repaired, and he's been convalescing. He won't be back anytime soon - he recently took to Twitter to announce that he's months away from being able to do anything physical and so any rumors of him being in the Royal Rumble are false - but he will be back once he's able.

8. Cody Rhodes

ody Rhodes spent 10 years in WWE, but his career progression wasn't a solid path upwards. Though there were times during his tenure when it looked like he was on the verge of becoming a major player, there was also a ton of frustration. For two years, he had been playing the "Stardust" character - which he hated - and so in May of 2016 he requested and was granted his release.
Since his no-compete clause ended in August, Rhodes has been working pretty much everywhere - New Japan Pro Wrestling, TNA, Ring of Honor, EVOLVE, and of course, WhatCulture Pro Wrestling. He's done an amazing job of self-promotion, creating and strengthening the perception that he's the hottest free agent in the sport.
All of the buzz around Cody could be a reason for WWE to eat some crow and try to rehire the star. Cody seems very happy doing what he's doing, and has gone on record as saying that it would take a lot to bring him back to WWE, but maybe "a lot" is what the company is willing to offer.

7. Rey Mysterio

Rey Mysterio was one of the most talented and beloved stars in WWE history, but like so many others, his career with the company ended not with a bang, but with a whimper. The injury-prone Mysterio spent so much time on the shelf that, while his contract expired in 2014, WWE kept him locked in until 2015 to make up for lost time. That made the eventual split acrimonious.
Mysterio joined Mexico's AAA promotion for an easier schedule, but financial troubles suffered as the company lost top stars meant that before long, they could no longer afford to pay the former WWE Champion. Suddenly, WWE looked like greener pastures, but Mysterio was locked into a contract with AAA's sister organization, Lucha Underground.
Mysterio's contract is up when season three of LU is finished airing, which should be this summer. After that, he can go back to WWE - and to be sure, the company would love to have a star of his caliber. That said, the 42-year-old might opt for a light schedule, which could preclude him from joining the company.

6. Drew Galloway

The current WhatCulture Pro Wrestling Champion, Drew Galloway's history with WWE is well documented. The Scotsman debuted on Smackdown in 2009 and was immediately given a huge push based on his look and size, but he was in over his head. Before long, he was exposed as not ready and he fell to the bottom of the card. He then improved tremendously, but it was too late, and he was fired in 2014.
Since then, he's been one of the top stars on the independent scene, with runs in TNA and EVOLVE that have seen him make the most of his talent. Given that he's done so much in the past two years - and that he's still only 31 - he's obviously on WWE's radar.
According to reports, his TNA contract is up in February, and Ring of Honor has interest in him. While he could continue to make a good living on the indies, there's no reason why he couldn't mount a successful comeback to WWE this year.

5. Kurt Angle

It's hard to believe, but it's been more than 10 years since Kurt Angle was in WWE. In 2006, he left the company in a move that was originally spun as a mutual decision, but later turned out to be WWE's call. They felt Angle's substance abuse issues were severely impacting his quality of life, and decided to cut him loose.
In TNA, Angle found himself, though it took some time. Still, he never closed the door on a WWE return, with the Olympic Gold Medalist repeatedly talking about his desire to come back. Last January, the then-47-year-old left TNA, effectively ending his full-time career.
Still, there's nothing stopping Angle from coming back to WWE for a couple of matches, a la Goldberg (except, possibly, for a troubling medical examination). If he could do it - and there are rumors circulating that it will happen this year - an authority position segueing into one more match with Brock Lesnar would be too good to pass up.

4. Bobby Lashley


Bobby Lashley was getting a huge push in 2007, so his departure from WWE while convalescing from an injury later that year came as a huge shock. Still, the fact that he was unhappy that his then-girlfriend, Kristal Marshall, was fired - as well as rumors that he was underpaid for WrestleMania 23 - made his leaving more understandable, along with the fact that he hasn't been back since.
After leaving WWE, Lashley had a brief stint in TNA, though he began to devote most of his time to MMA. He showed a quick acuity in the sport, and eventually signed with Bellator, paving the way for a return to TNA (both companies were on Spike TV at the time).
Since then, Lashley has been a two-sport superstar, with many fans agreeing that he's been doing the best wrestling work of his career. Lashley has held a host of titles in the company, and reportedly, WWE is interested in signing him when they can. The ball would be in Lashley's court, as he'd likely have to give up MMA to return to the company.

3. Jeff Hardy

There's something about Jeff Hardy that makes him irresistible to wrestling fans. For nearly 20 years, the star has been an innovator in the sport, with his unique charisma making it clear that the Hardy you see on TV is the Hardy you get in real life. Not only has that endeared him to crowds, but it made him a bona fide superstar and former WWE Champion.
For a long time, it looked like Hardy would never be back in the company. He left in 2009, citing a need to take some time off to rest, but days later, he was arrested on drug-related charges that were ultimately dropped. Still, while they were pending, WWE wouldn't touch him with a 10-foot pole, so he went back to TNA.
Hardy finally managed to get cleaned up, and with his contract supposedly coming due in February, the 39-year-old could make a return to WWE. For Hardy's part, he's expressed interest in two long-held goals that never materialized during his earlier runs - headlining WrestleMania and competing in a Hell in a Cell match.

2. Matt Hardy

When it comes to burning bridges, even Jeff Hardy could learn a lesson from his brother, Matt. After Jeff left the company and joined TNA in 2010, the increasingly poorly-used Matt was clearly unhappy in WWE. He began posting YouTube videos criticizing WWE's product and expressing his interest in leaving, and before long, he was fired.
Matt showed up alongside Jeff in TNA, and it seemed like a match made in hell. Both brothers were clearly battling addiction, and Matt was fired after being arrested for driving under the influence. Like Jeff, though, Matt got his issues straightened out, then made a return to TNA.
Matt's rise since then has been impressive, but it reached new heights last year when he unveiled the "Broken Matt" character - an erratic cultist of sorts with a wacky family and a strange accent. Broken Matt - and his feud and subsequent partnership with "Brother Nero" - has become the talk of the wrestling town, and with his contract coming up in February as well, it seems like a given that WWE will make a play for him.

1. Kenny Omega

This one might be a bitter pill to swallow for New Japan Pro Wrestling fans (myself included), but there is a definite possibility that Kenny Omega - who just had one of the greatest matches of all time against Kazuchika Okada at Wrestle Kingdom 11 - could be heading to WWE this year.
Omega previously worked for the company, with a developmental tenure in Deep South Wrestling that he criticized after the fact. While he was grateful to Dave Taylor for lessons learned in development, Omega cited Bill DeMott, Jody Hamilton, and Bob Holly as bullies who made the experience unpleasant.
Still, WWE has made several offers to Omega over the years (including three in 2015), and now that the star has become arguably the best wrestler in the world, their interest has to be higher than ever. With Omega tweeting that he's taking a break from wrestling in Japan, and his contract rumored to be coming up soon... well, he's probably staying in New Japan, but if 2016 was any indication, anything can happen.

Friday, January 6, 2017

10 Worst Slasher Movie Reboots Ever Made

Source: Dimension
These days, Hollywood constantly pumps out new remakes and reboots, looking to introduce a new wave of audiences to the stories and characters of yesteryear, while playing to the nostalgia of those who were there for the initial experience.
They have established brands and they know they pull audiences in, so why not churn them back out? Such is the way of consumerism. But a brand's existing strength is nothing without quality, and like with anything, some of these reboots are good, and some are awful.
One genre of film that seems to have gotten special attention from this trend is the horror film, which seem to be remade more than any other. These have ranged from the wonderful 2013 remake of Evil Dead to 2015's awful rendition of Poltergeist. Still at least there's balance on both sides of the force.
On the other hand, the slasher film sub-genre specifically has not fared quite as well, with the bad significantly outweighing the good and the good being passable at best. And yet still - mostly because slasher villains are pop culture icons (which means dirty cash) - Hollywood was more than prepared to cash in on them.
Of all the slasher reboots released over the last number of years, these are the ten that can easily be called the worst.

10. House Of Wax (2005)

2005's House of Wax is a bad film, plain and simple. The only reason it ranks so low here is that in addition to being really bad, it is really forgettable. In fact, this list is likely the first time anyone has drawn any sort of attention to this movie in some time now.
This rehash of the 1953 Vincent Price film is a remake in name and name alone, carrying over virtually nothing from the source material, including the intrigue. While far from iconic, Vincent Price's House of Wax was an incredibly creative movie. Creativity being something completely lost on this reboot.
This film is one of the single most generic, boring horror stories you could possibly imagine. None of the characters are even remotely interesting or likeable, and exist for no other reason than to die. Not only that, but all of this happens in the most formulaic and predictable way possible.
It fails as both a remake and a standalone film to a staggering degree, and 2005's House of Wax is best left as the boring, thankfully fading memory it is.

9. Black Christmas (2006)

Talk about a fall from grace. The original Black Christmas from 1974 was an effective, well-made and downright unsettling movie. And while it may not have been the greatest horror film ever made, it's definitely up there. Not to mention the fact that it was one of the most pivotal catalysts of the slasher sub-genre.
Frankly, it's amazing how they were able to take one of the most important and influential slasher films ever made, and remake it as one of the most generic and uninteresting horror flick they possibly could.
First of all, this film embodies one of the biggest reasons why many horror reboots are so terrible, in that the film fails to create any sort of atmosphere or tension, and instead lazily throws as much blood and gore on the screen as possible, thinking that that is an acceptable substitute. It certainly doesn't help that the acting, direction and effects are mediocre at best.
Nothing that made the original Black Christmas such an icon is present in this reboot. What we got instead was a dull film that features absolutely nothing worthy of note and certainly does not deserve its title.

8. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

This is the first appearance by a Platinum Dunes film on this list and spoiler alert: it won't be the last. Michael Bay's production company has turned out some utter garbage over the years, but some of the worst they have to offer is undoubtedly their horror movies. One of the very first they made being their 2003 rehash of Tobe Hooper's cult classic, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
In any case, the number one problem that will remain a constant throughout this list is present in this movie. That being the over-reliance on blood, gore and violence with nothing of any real substance. Now, the original film was relentlessly violent, yes. However, it was also had brilliantly executed tension, atmosphere, as well as memorable characters and moments to back it up. None of this appears in the remake.
This films follows suit with the Black Christmas remake, in that the filmmakers simply decided to take the lazy route and throw some blood and guts onto the screen before calling it a day. It only gets worse from here on in, though, as this terrible remake is only one of many for Platinum Dunes.

7. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006)

Three years following their first attempt at re-inventing Leatherface, Platinum Dunes tried their luck with the horror icon yet again. This time around, they opted to go the route of an origin story, and wouldn't you know it, it managed to be even worse than their initial reboot.
First of all, the issue of needless gore with no substance to justify it or anything else going on is still very much present. The characters are bland and while the backstory they gave to Leatherface is, admittedly, somewhat interesting, it falls flat as a result of the poor writing.
The first remake of this series at least had the original film to fall back on if the writers got stuck. This time around, they were doing it all on their own, and that definitely showed, as they tried and failed to make anything coherent.
While worse than their first crack at this franchise, TCM: The Beginning still is not the worst of Platinum Dunes' remakes. However, it may just be the most forgettable.
It's worth noting that the bad storytelling of this and the previous film is not entirely the fault of those who made it. Michael Bay likes to let upstarts in the industry work on these horror remakes.
While that may seem like a good opportunity for them on the surface, handing someone with very little experience a treasured franchise and telling them to make a decent reboot is naive, lazy and potentially very stressful for those chosen, and shows that he doesn't care all that much for the actual product. In these films, that very much shows.

6. Texas Chainsaw (2013)

With Platinum Dunes out of the picture, Lionsgate were given their own chance to take a swing at the Texas Chainsaw Massacre series. Early promotional material looked promising and even began to fill fans of the series with hope that maybe they had actually gotten it right. These hopes were soon crushed, however, as the film managed to somehow be even worse than the previous two.
First and foremost, this is a film that suffers from a major identity crisis, as it cannot seem to make up its mind as to whether it wants to be a remake or a sequel. It was announced as a reboot, yet branded itself as a sequel to the original, taking place several years later. Yet, it copies certain shots and scenes from the first movie wholesale. The writers and director very clearly could not decide what they wanted this film to be, and it shows in the final product. And the mediocre acting certainly didn't help the movie feel more cohesive.
The worst part of this film, in a strange change of pace, is not an overuse of violence, but rather the plot itself. The story we see unfold in this movie is devoid of all human logic and emotion. At one point in the film the main protagonist, despite watching Leatherface brutally murder her friends throughout the runtime, decides to side with him after learning they are long lost cousins, giving the murdering psychopath his weapon of choice. Because that makes sense. For lack of a better term, this film is utterly stupid. And even though Platinum Dunes failed at telling a good Texas Chainsaw story, at the very least they actually tried.
When it comes to awful reboots, it seems that ol' Leatherface just can't win. And with a Lionsgate-produced origin story for the icon currently in the works, things don't appear to be getting any better.

5. Prom Night (2008)

While not the most iconic horror movie ever, the original Prom Night, starring the scream queen herself, Jamie Lee Curtis, was a crucial forerunner for the golden age of slasher films in the 1980s. The remake, however, for lack of a better word, was a dumpster fire.
In addition to carrying over virtually nothing from the original, save for the title and general concept, it is objectively one of the single worst horror moves of the last decade and beyond. It is a movie that, once again, uses blood and gore to mask the fact that there is nothing of any actual substance. Worse yet, even the blood and gore isn't done even sort of well.
The original Prom Night was an effective murder-mystery story, with victims being picked off one by one by an unknown killer, and the audience trying to figure out just who's behind it all. This culminates in a rather sad ending (though not for the reasons you may think.) The remake, however, tells us exactly who the killer is from the off and makes sure to remind us throughout, making the entire film utterly pointless.
The best thing about the original Prom Night was its sense of mystery, and among the remake's awful reworked story, lukewarm acting and lame attempts at being scary, it couldn't even let us have that.

4. Friday The 13th (2009)

Platinum Dunes is back again with their failed attempt at introducing a new generation of movie-goers to the legend of Camp Crystal Lake.
Firstly, this movie cannot even really be called a remake, per se. Rather than re-telling the story of Mrs. Voorhees' original murder spree from 1980, this film haphazardly condenses the first four Friday films into the same reboot. With the ending of the iconic first film taking place in the first thirty seconds, no less.
What follows is a half-hearted attempt to revive the franchise, with disastrous results. This is a film that offers gratuitous smut, racial stereotypes galore, and not much else. The long-established modus operandi of Jason Voorhees is thrown out the window. In this film, Jason not only runs, but also takes hostages. Apparently, the screenwriters never bothered to actually watch a Friday the 13th movie before beginning work on this one.
Cap all of that off with terrible acting, no genuine atmosphere or tension to be found, and one of the most cliche horror endings possible, and you have was is easily one of the worst horror remakes to-date, slasher or otherwise. The only scary thing about this film is the baffling amount of success it somehow achieved.

3. Halloween II (2009)

Rob Zombie's Halloween, was, objectively, a rather good horror film. It failed as a remake as a result of its heavy deviation from the spirit of the original, but was a solid enough film in its own right to prevent it from earning a spot on this list.
So, how did Zombie decide to follow it up? With a sequel that is both objectively terrible and subjectively terrible. There is absolutely no tension to be found in this movie, tension being what made the original Halloween, and even its sequel, so great. Of all of the slasher remakes who took the easy route and packed the film with as much gore as they possibly could, this one is by far the worst offender. Not to mention the fact that as a remake to 1981's Halloween II, it doesn't try at all to be faithful, so not much worth saying there.
Worse yet, both iconic protagonists of the Halloween franchise, Laurie Strode and Dr. Sam Loomis, have their characters butchered beyond recognition in this film, written against everything the characters are supposed to stand for.
The original Laurie (played by Jamie Lee Curtis) was portrayed as scared and helpless, but only because that's how anyone would be in her situation, but when push came to shove, she could be a brave hero, willing to take the fight right to Michael Myers, in addition to being a genuinely kindhearted person. In this film, she is portrayed as nothing more than a snivelling, mean-spirited coward with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. And the decision to turn the selfless and noble Dr. Loomis into a fame-hungry sellout is enough to make Donald Pleasence roll in his grave.
This film is not scary, not interesting, and displays no regard for what this series is supposed to be about. It is the worst Halloween film in the entire series, bar none.

2. A Nightmare On Elm Street (2010)

You know a production company is bad when their films account for 40% of a "worst of" list. Platinum Dunes is back again with yet another rehash of a horror classic. And of all the 80s slasher icons who were given a reboot, none got a worse deal that Freddy Krueger.
The 2010 remake of Wes Craven's classic is an utter travesty of a film. It relies much to heavily on jump scares, fails in its attempt to create atmosphere at every turn, thinking that simply turning down the lights makes a scene scary, and gives new meaning to the word inconsistent all while being an overall boring affair, with glaring errors throughout, in regards to both continuity and logic.
The absolute worst thing about this film, however, has to be the fact that its portrayal of Freddy Krueger is an embarrassment. Credit where it's due, Jackie Earle Haley gave it everything he had, as he always does. However, it was far from enough to make us overlook the character's atrocious new design and needlessly altered backstory.
Moreover, the film is just unbelievably dull. Its attempts at recreating scenes from the original film all fall flat, the original ideas it brings to the table are uninteresting and never elaborated on properly, and the magic of the original that turned the likes of Heather Langenkamp and Robert Englund into horror icons is nowhere to be found.
Of all the horror reboots Platinum Dunes made, A Nightmare on Elm Street takes the cake as the absolute worst.

1. Psycho (1998)

While each film on this list is utterly terrible, not one holds a candle to the atrocity that is the 1998 remake of Alfred Hitchcock's horror classic, Psycho. While technically not a slasher film per se, the original Psycho from 1960 was a climacteric precursor to the genre. Moreover, it is also one of the single best horror films ever made.
Most remakes fail as a result of failing to comprehend the source material, this one failed, however, because it tried too hard to copy it. This remake is all but a shot for shot remake of the original. The key difference being that the remake has absolutely no life, energy, emotion, or effort to speak of. Every single performance in this film is phoned in by an actor or actress who very much look like they'd much rather be somewhere else. This isn't helped by the fact that Vince Vaughn as Norman Bates is one of the single worst miscastings of all time.
The iconic shower scene isn't the the intense, climactic moment is should be, but is instead one of the most vapid displays ever put on film. The scene that is arguably the single most iconic in horror history, done no justice whatsoever. Vince Vaughn and Anne Heche's performances in this film are an absolute disgrace compared to those of Anthony Perkins and Janet Leigh in the original.
For a reboot that is literally a carbon copy of the original, 1998's Psycho is a film that still somehow managed to get everything wrong.

Thursday, January 5, 2017

12 Movies From 2016 That Were Unfairly Hated

Source: Sony
Not every movie released will please every moviegoer. Neither will every movie please all film critics. Managing to make a film that pleases both audiences and critics is an even harder feat to realise, and a tonne of movies released during 2016 are definitive proof of that. But just because a movie doesn’t receive universal acclaim, it isn’t necessarily a terrible movie either. There’s many a reason why a film can fall flat. Perhaps it doesn’t live up to audience’s expectations of what it should be; perhaps certain film critics don’t see the merit in less ‘serious’ films. But attitudes like that, from both critics and general moviegoers, means films that are actually fairly decent get dismissed.
While the movies featured on this list are by no means perfect – that is, if ‘perfect’ means both universal critical acclaim and raking in huge amounts of money by putting moviegoer derrieres in seats – they’re by no means the most terrible movies in the history of cinema.
Some were lavished with praise from the film press but rebuffed by audiences and others earned huge box office profits but were panned by film buffs.
Some were disliked by both critics and audiences, but what unites them all is that they didn’t deserve half the hate they got.

12. Suicide Squad

Without a doubt one of the year’s most divisive movies, Suicide Squad may have been critically panned but it also somehow managed to rake in a whopping $745.6 million worldwide ranking it as the eighth highest-grossing film of 2016 so far. Proof, if there ever was, of the sometimes huge gulf between film critics and general moviegoers. Its low rating on Rotten Tomatoes riled fans so much that they took to change.org, the leading first-world problems petition site, to campaign for the aggregate website to be shut down.
Maybe the critics were a tad harsh. Some criticisms like sloppy editing and muddled plotline might have been justified. However, others that accused Suicide Squad of misogyny and fetishizing violence seemed like they were unfairly singling out the movie in a genre where violence and sexism are often main ingredients.
In terms of quality while it’s certainly no Deadpool, it’s nowhere near as bad as some of the comic book movie genre’s other recent offerings like the abysmal Fantastic Four. Besides, if the Suicide Squad’s die-hard fans are happy with how the movie turned out isn’t that the main thing?

11. The Neon Demon

Well known as one of contemporary cinema’s most polarizing directors, Nicolas Winding Refn’s latest offering and his first foray into horror The Neon Demon received both boos and a standing ovation at its Cannes premiere. Perhaps not too surprising considering that his last film Only God Forgives got exactly the same response at Cannes three years earlier. Much of the criticism leveraged at the seductively stylish psychological horror has been that it fetishizes the very thing it sets out to condemn – the glittering but exploitative world of fashion.
It’s true that the film, which focuses on Elle Fanning’s naĂŻve but narcissistic young model as she breaks into the LA fashion scene, does seem to promote or at least be part and parcel of what it also seeks to critique. The movie’s male gaze lingers and sexualises its subjects, its dialogue often feels vapid and when it descends into its more depraved scenes (lesbian necrophilia, Fanning being forced to deep-throat a knife and cannibalism included) it is hard to see The Neon Demon as a takedown of the fashion industry.
But perhaps this is exactly Winding Refn’s intention. By deliberately being as shallow and vapid as the industry it critiques, it works better as a satire of a culture that values beauty and youth above all else. Even if that seems too kind to Winding Refn, the fact that the Daily Mail was so outraged by The Neon Demon’s depravity that they called for the British Board of Film Classification to ban it must lend the movie at least some street cred.

10. Swiss Army Man

Naturally, a film about a flatulent corpse isn’t going to appeal to everyone, but the directorial debut of Dan Kwan and Daniel Scheinert is so much more than an hour and a half’s worth of lowbrow fart jokes. Something that audience members might have recognised had many of them not walked out during Swiss Army Man’s premiere screening at Sundance. That isn’t to say that the movie hasn’t found a good few fans but its many middling reviews, plus a few more scathing takedowns like one critic who likened it to Michel Gondry directing a castaway take on Weekend at Bernie’s, suggest the general consensus is less than pleased.
To focus on the movie’s more lowbrow, puerile elements is to miss out on a beautiful if very surreal film about overcoming shame and being true to yourself. Yes, the bromance between a suicidal man (played by the brilliant and ever-adaptable Paul Dano) and a farting dead man (Daniel Radcliffe in a role about as far from Harry Potter as you can get) might be the catalyst for these life lessons but that shouldn’t necessarily detract from its more philosophical musings.

9. Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice

Grim, incoherent and bat-sh*t crazy are just a few things detractors of Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice had to say about the movie. Some have even gone so far as to suggest it’s the worst superhero movie ever made. Clearly, they’re suffering from short term memory loss if they think it’s anywhere near as awful as Catwoman or Green Lantern, but its wasn’t just critics that weren’t taken with the movie. Comic book fanatic, filmmaker and Ben Affleck’s best buddy Kevin Smith called the film ‘humourless’ and even star Jeremy Irons said the movie was ‘very muddled’.
Nevertheless, it didn’t put fanboys and moviegoers en masse seeing it. Much like Suicide Squad, Batman V Superman managed to turn a massive profit in spite of scathing reviews earning over $873 million worldwide and currently ranking as 2016’s sixth highest-grossing film. There’s a disconnect between critics and audiences here and much of it seems to stem from the fact that many critics weren’t taken with Batman V Superman’s grittier, darker tone.
Yes, it might be a stark contrast to the wholesome Christopher Reeve Superman movies of yore or the gothic campiness of Tim Burton’s Batman films but it’s arguable that gritter, more complex superheroes are more suited to our grittier, more complex times. To paraphrase a previous Batman franchise, the movie might not have given critics the superheroes they wanted but it certainly gave audiences the heroes they needed.

8. 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers Of Benghazi

One of the lowest-grossing productions of his career to date, Michael Bay’s new movie 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi faced criticism from all fronts after its January release this year. Detailing the true story of an American security team defending against a terrorist attack on a US compound in Libya, the movie was not only awarded some rather middling reviews by the film press (presumably put off at the mere mention of a Michael Bay directed film), but also got flak from CIA officials and Democrats who disputed its accuracy and a good few Libyan nationals who protested their representation in the film as fanatical.
Released in the run-up to the 2016 US election, the politically conservative movie was bound to ruffle a few feathers regardless and while its political leanings should definitely be taken into account, the film does deserve some credit for its adrenaline-filled action sequences that accurately show the chaos and confusion of conflict. Moreover for Michael Bay, the man behind the increasingly awful Transformers series, 13 Hours is a relatively restrained movie.
At the very least, it’s a hell of a lot better than Pearl Harbour and a step in the right direction for Bay.

7. Warcraft

Warcraft was lashed by critics when it hit cinema screens this summer and though it performed poorly domestically, it managed to rake in $433.5 million globally over half of which came from box office sales in China. Currently it ranks as the highest-grossing video game movie internationally, surpassing previous titleholder Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time by almost $100 million. Not too bad considering the video game to movie genre is quite possibly one of the most mocked and responsible critical and commercial flops like Super Mario Bros and Mortal Kombat: Annihilation.
What’s more, fans of the long-running game franchise on which it’s based seemed to enjoy the movie by and large which isn’t an easy feat considering how pernickety fans of source material can be when it’s adapted to another medium. A good few moviegoers who weren’t diehard Warcraft gamers managed to enjoy the film too, and even critics who gave it a walloping were forced to admit admiration for its CGI and director Duncan Jones’ visual flair. Of course, it’s by no means an amazing film but an enjoyable enough one and within its genre, one of the best.

6. Hail, Caesar!

The Coen Brothers are an acquired taste at the best of times, but Hail, Caesar! had even self-confessed Coen fans expressing their dislike for the film, some calling it flat, humourless and the worse film of their career. This isn’t exactly anything new however: The Coen Brothers’ varied career has always been marked by heady heights and notable lows. Films like No Country for Old Men and their True Grit remake were both critically acclaimed and crowd-pleasers, while movies like The Hudsucker Proxy and The Ladykillers didn’t resonate with critics or audiences.
Similarly, the Coen Brothers have a tendency to alternate between darker, drama focused movies and lighter-hearted, comedic fare – think of their violent debut Blood Simple and its follow-up crime caper Raising Arizona, for example. Hot on the heels of the critically acclaimed Inside Llewelyn Davis, a comedy albeit a very dark and bleak one, Hail, Caesar! seems at first to follow this pattern. But if moviegoers were expecting a more straightforward and perhaps less demanding comedic film along the lines of The Big Lebowski with Hail, Caesar! they were wrong.
It’s been said that Hail, Caesar! is a movie for real movie buffs and it’s true that a bit of background knowledge about the studio system of Golden Age Hollywood makes it a more enjoyable watch. That isn’t necessarily a bad thing to ask of audiences, however, and if we’ve come to expect anything from the Coen Brothers’ varied oeuvre it’s that we should expect the unexpected.

5. The Witch

Robert Eggers directorial debut The Witch may have been a hit with critics, but not all mainstream horror fans were quite so taken with the creepy period horror and slammed it as boring and un-scary. The movie’s 91% critics rating and 53% audience rating on Rotten Tomatoes should give an idea of just quite how divided critics and moviegoers were over the movie.
Admittedly, The Witch is quite far removed from the realms of modern, mainstream horrors. A slow-burner with an emphasis on psychologically unsettling themes and mounting dread, it doesn’t offer the quick fix jump scares and gore that most horror movies do these days. But that doesn’t necessarily make it a bad horror movie, just different. In fact, in a genre that’s all too often dismissed as anti-intellectual, gore-ridden tat for the slack-jawed masses The Witch, alongside films like The Babadook and It Follows which funnily enough got a similar reception, it’s a refreshing change.
As for the accusation of The Witch not being scary? Well, if a film featuring an old hag grinding up a baby and a woman breastfeeding a crow isn’t frightening enough then maybe modern horror fans really need to check themselves.

4. Ghostbusters

A third Ghostbusters film has been in the works since as far back as the franchise’s last outing in 1989, but star Bill Murray’s reluctance to revisit his role as Peter Venkman and the eventual death of Egon Spengler actor Harold Ramis in 2015 scuppered any chance of a reunion sequel. So, the announcement that Paul Feig would be directing a Ghostbusters reboot rather than sequel wasn’t too much of a surprise, but the revelation that the movie would feature a – shock! horror! – all-female cast was met with quite the backlash. Feeling it a gimmicky, man-hating concept, internet warriors worldwide took to social media to voice their concerns and when the first trailer for the movie aired it became the most disliked film trailer in YouTube history.
It’s always dangerous territory remaking or rebooting a much-loved original film, but the reaction to the new Ghostbusters pretty much doomed it from the outset. Admittedly, the final product wasn’t a patch on the original and while not a perfect film by any stretch the Ghostbusters reboot definitely wasn’t awful. Gender wars aside it was funny, silly, featured a great cast (especially the brilliant Kate McKinnon) and conjured up some imaginative and genuinely creepy ghost characters.
Would Ghostbusters have gotten as much hate had it reprised its original cast and been an all-male reboot instead? Probably some, but we’ll never know for sure. If anything, the fact that three quarters of the original ghost-busting team appeared in cameo roles and that the movie had original director Ivan Reitman’s seal of approval should show it isn’t half as bad as some would have you believe.

3. X-Men: Apocalypse

Bryan Singer’s fourth instalment in the X-Men franchise didn’t get quite the critical lashing that its comic book movie contemporaries Suicide Squad and Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice did. In fact, X-Men: Apocalypse’s 48% Rotten Tomatoes rating looks perfectly respectable next to their respective scores of 26% and 27% but by and large, critics and moviegoers were less than impressed with the film.
It’s been perhaps rightfully accused of being repetitive and favouring style over substance, but this is comic book movie franchise territory – what did people really expect? Moreover, it’s not an entirely awful film either. It boasts some stunning visuals, a well-cast ensemble (especially Michael Fassbender as Magneto) and even a little Hugh Jackman cameo for true-blue X-Men fans. At the very least, it’s by no means the worst film in the X-Men franchise: that dishonour is currently held by Gavin Hood’s even more critically panned X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

2. The Nice Guys

The Nice Guys might’ve gotten film critics in a tizzy after its Cannes premiere this year, earning it a 92% ‘certified fresh’ rating on Rotten Tomatoes and a couple of Critics’ Choice Award nominations too, but not everyone was quite so impressed with Shane Black’s latest outing. Most of all and most importantly, the film – a comedy-noir crime thriller set in LA’s 1970s porn scene in which Ryan Gosling and Russel Crowe play a pair of mismatched private detectives looking for a missing girl – was snubbed by moviegoers, making just $57.3 million worldwide against a budget of $50 million.
Certainly, it’s a film for Shane Black fans. One reviewer even called it ‘the Shane Black-est of all the Shane Black movies’, so fans of Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and the mismatched camaraderie of Lethal Weapon no doubt enjoyed The Nice Guys. But perhaps being something of an acquired taste wasn’t the only thing limiting the love for the movie. Released amongst a sea of blockbuster kids’ films and comic book movies, it was overshadowed somewhat and quite literally became the epitome of the saying ‘nice guys finish last’, however undeserved that was.

1. Hardcore Henry

The plot of Russian filmmaker Ilya Naishuller’s feature length debut is as simple as it is silly. In Hardcore Henry, the cybernetically resurrected titular character must save his kidnapped scientist wife from a telekinetic Russian warlord, but what sets the film apart is its first-person shooter game inspiration and wildly innovative camerawork. Filmed entirely with GoPro cameras mounted on specially designed masks and shot from a first-person perspective, it’s a non-stop ride of action and extreme violence. Though its camerawork has been called nausea-inducing and it certainly isn’t a movie for those prone to motion sickness, Hardcore Henry’s frenetic POV perspective is exactly what makes it so unique and entertaining without ever limiting the scope of its cinematography.
Yes, it’s low on plot and character development but to criticise solely on such points would be to dismiss that its source material, first-person shooter games, aren’t exactly intricately plotted or character driven but can nevertheless be a lot of fun. Plus, a star turn from District 9 actor Sharlto Copley as Henry’s constantly respawning sidekick in which he appears in personas ranging from a cocaine-addled brothel Casanova to a mohawked punk rocker combined with some of the most inventively gruesome death scenes in recent history keep the movie from ever feeling too stale.
Hardcore Henry is definitely an acquired taste and won’t be for every moviegoer, but in terms of sheer innovation it should be applauded.

25 Movie Talents We Lost in 2016

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Dear god, what a year. Not only did we suffer through Brexit, a Mexican-hating Oompa Loompa becoming the new POTUS and terrorism attacks taking place left, right and centre we also lost a sh*t-tonne of big film industry names too.
Who can say what the world of celebrity did to piss off the Grim Reaper in 2016, but the scythe-wielding bringer of death went into overdrive last year snatching some of our most beloved actors, directors and behind-the-scenes talents away. Sure, we have their work remaining, but we've been robbed of the opportunity to see more of their genius in most cases.
So in tribute to all those that have departed their mortal coil and gone to that big movie lot in the sky, we bring to you a round-up of film talents we lost in 2016 – a WhatCulture eulogy, if you will.

25. Vilmos Zsigmond

Kicking off the saddest year in recent memory, celebrated Hungarian-American cinematographer Vilmos Zsigmond died on New Year’s Day last year.
Widely regarded as one of the most influential cinematographers in film history, Zsigmond first rose to prominence in the early 1970s while working on Robert Altman’s revisionist western McCabe & Mrs. Miller, backwoods thriller Deliverance and again with Altman on the psychological thriller Images, which helped scoop him a BAFTA nomination for Best Cinematography.
He won the Academy Award for Best Cinematography for Steven Spielberg’s sci-fi Close Encounters of the Third Kind and eventually won a BAFTA for his work on Michael Cimino’s The Deer Hunter.
Zsigmond’s other notable films include comedy The Witches of Eastwick and neo-noir crime thriller The Black Dahlia and in 2014 he was recognised with a Lifetime Achievement Award at Cannes Film Festival.

24. Erik Bauersfeld

American voice actor Erik Bauersfeld may have only made a few film appearances during his life but considering a good number of those were films in the Star Wars franchise, we’d say that’s a pretty notable achievement.
In Return of the Jedi, he voiced both the role of Jabba the Hutt’s sidekick Bib Fortuna and Admiral Ackbar, reprising the latter role in 2015 in the first instalment of the Star Wars sequel trilogy The Force Awakens.
Beyond Star Wars, Bauersfeld also lent his vocal talents to Steven Spielberg’s sci-fi drama A.I. Artificial Intelligence and Guillermo del Toro’s gothic fantasy horror Crimson Peak.

23. Garry Marshall

The multi-talented Garry Marshall wore many hats in the film industry but not before crafting a successful television career that included creating the classic 1970s sitcom Happy Days and its spinoffs, Laverne & Shirley and Mork & Mindy.
He started directing films in the early 1980s, scoring hits with the Matt Dillon fronted comedy The Flamingo Kid and Bette Midler fronted tear-jerker Beaches and directed Julia Roberts and Richard Gere in the rom-coms Pretty Woman and The Runaway Bride.
As an actor, Marshall appeared in small roles in Jumpin’ Jack Flash and Hocus Pocus and lent his vocal talents to the role of Buck Cluck in the 2005 Disney animation Chicken Little.

22. Garry Shandling

Comedian, sitcom writer and actor Garry Shandling is probably better known for his television career during which he appeared on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson, on his own talk show parody The Larry Sanders Show and as a frequent host of the Primetime Emmy Awards.
Let’s not forget his film career either, though: he appeared in comedies including Dr Dolittle and Zoolander, voiced the character of Verne in DreamWorks’ 2006 animation Over the Hedge and scored a bit part in the Sacha Baron Cohen penned black comedy The Dictator.
Recently he played the smarmy Senator Stern in Iron Man 2 and Captain America: The Winter Soldier and made his final film appearance as the voice of Ikki the porcupine in Jon Favreau’s new take on The Jungle Book.

21. Guy Hamilton

British film director Guy Hamilton kick-started his career back in the 1950s, directing the big screen adaptation of J.B. Priestley’s murder mystery An Inspector Calls, wartime drama The Colditz Story and the BAFTA nominated comedy A Touch of Larceny.
He stirred up quite a bit of controversy with The Party’s Over – a beatnik film with wild parties, sex, drugs and implied necrophilia that was so heavily censored that Hamilton demanded his name be removed from the film – but is best known for directing four James Bond movies.
After directing one of the franchise’s most critically acclaimed additions, Goldfinger, in 1964 Hamilton took a break from Bond but returned in the 1970s to direct Diamonds Are Forever, Live and Let Die and The Man with the Golden Gun.

20. Abe Vigoda

Brooklyn-born actor Abe Vigoda started his career on Broadway before moving into film and scoring his most famous role as Vito Corleone’s caporegime Salvatore Tessio in Francis Ford Coppola’s mafia saga The Godfather.
He had a prolific television career appearing on old-school classics like Hawaii Five-O and The Littlest Hobo and scoring a regular role on NYPD sitcom Barney Miller, and also acted in comedy films including Look Who’s Talking and Joe Versus the Volcano.
Curiously, since the early 1980s there have been several erroneous reports and hoaxes of his death, something Vigoda took in his stride and adopted as something of a running gag. Sadly, this time it isn’t a hoax.

19. Zsa Zsa Gabor

Hungarian-American actress and socialite Zsa Zsa Gabor passed away last December at the grand age of ninety-nine.
Although perhaps better known for her lavish lifestyle and many husbands, including hotel magnate and Paris Hilton’s great-grandfather Conrad Hilton and Oscar-winning British actor George Sanders, she also carved quite the movie career too.
In 1952, she starred in John Huston’s Oscar-winning Moulin Rouge as can-can dancer Jane Avril and in briefly in Orson Welles’ acclaimed film noir Touch of Evil in 1958.
Her later career included films as diverse as comedy whodunit Every Girl Should Have One and horror A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors and, always willing to send herself up, she often appeared in self-parodying cameo roles as in the Leslie Nielsen comedy sequel The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear.

18. Robert Stigwood

Australian-born impresario Robert Stigwood might be better known for his career in the British music industry managing bands like Cream and the Bee Gees, but after moving into film in the early 1970s he worked as producer on a number of classic movies.
Musical movies were his forte: starting with Jesus Christ Superstar in 1973 he went on to work on films including Tommy, Bugsy Malone, Saturday Night Fever and Grease, while his most recent producer role was in the award-winning, Madonna-fronted Evita in 1996.
Under his record label RSO Records, Stigwood also released the soundtracks of both Grease and Saturday Night Fever alongside other movie soundtracks including The Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi and Fame.

17. Tony Burton

Tony Burton started out as a professional boxer in the late 1950s, an experience that naturally made him a perfect choice for his best-known role as Tony ‘Duke’ Evers in the Rocky movies.
In fact, alongside Sylvester Stallone, Burton is the only actor to have appeared in all six instalments of the franchise. He also appeared in John Carpenter’s action thriller Assault on Precinct 13, Stanley Kubrick’s classic horror The Shining, in an uncredited role in the Sydney Poitier directed comedy Stir Crazy and as pirate Bill Jukes in Steven Spielberg’s 1991 fantasy adventure flick Hook.

16. Michael Cimino

American director Michael Cimino actually started out working as an advertising executive on New York City’s Madison Avenue before moving into the film industry and making his directorial debut with comedy crime drama Thunderbolt and Lightfoot starring Clint Eastwood and Jeff Bridges.
Next came the most acclaimed film of Cimino’s career, Vietnam War drama The Deer Hunter, which went on to win a total of five Academy Awards including Best Picture, Best Director and a Best Supporting Actor nod for star Christopher Walken.
From there it was mostly downhill for the polarizing director with box office flops like Heaven’s Gate and The Sicilian, though he did find some fans with his 1985 neo-noir action flick Year of the Dragon and a recent re-release of a director’s cut of Heaven’s Gate has seen it reassessed and subsequently praised.

15. David Huddleston

Character actor David Huddleston rose to prominence during the 1970s and 1980s in co-starring roles in films like Mel Brooks’ comedy Blazing Saddles, moon landing conspiracy thriller Capricorn One and the Burt Reynolds fronted action-comedy sequel Smokey and the Bandit II.
A prolific television actor too, Huddleston has appeared in shows including The Wonder Years, Star Trek: The Next Generation and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia and played the titular role in the Coen Brothers 1998 cult comedy film The Big Lebowski.
If you’re an ‘80s kid though, you’ll probably remember him best playing Santa Claus himself in the classic Christmas film Santa Claus: The Movie alongside the late Dudley Moore.

14. Kenny Baker

British actor Kenny Baker’s best known role was as Star Wars droid R2-D2 who he played in both the first three original films and the later prequel series.
He also played an Ewok in Return of the Jedi and most recently was credited as an ‘R2-D2 consultant’ in the first instalment of the Star Wars sequel trilogy, The Force Awakens.
There was life beyond Star Wars for Baker too, though. He appeared in award-winning films like Milos Forman’s Amadeus and David Lynch’s The Elephant Man, alongside fellow victim of 2016 David Bowie in Jim Henson’s Labyrinth, the fantasy flicks Time Bandits and Willow and in cult, camp superhero movie Flash Gordon.

13. Tony Dyson

In strange twist of fate, British robotics expert and special effects designer Tony Dyson – the man who built and brought the iconic R2-D2 to life – died this year too.
Dyson also worked on movies including Superman II, James Bond flick Moonraker and the Kirk Douglas fronted sci-fi Saturn 3.
Beyond R2-D2, some of Dyson’s other most notable contributions to film include working on the robotics behind the villainous dragon Vermithrax in the 1981 Disney fantasy film Dragonslayer, hailed by director Guillermo del Toro as one of his favourite Disney dragons, and crafted 35 feet of latex human intestines for a dream sequence in Ken Russell’s trippy 1980 sci-fi horror Altered States.

12. Bill Nunn

Actor Bill Nunn got his big break in Spike Lee’s critically acclaimed sophomore film School Daze in 1988 – a successful collaboration they repeated a year later in Lee’s Academy Award nominated third film, Do the Right Thing.
During the 1990s Nunn had parts in films including comedy Sister Act, Michael Moore’s only non-documentary film Canadian Bacon and neo-noir thriller Things to Do in Denver When You’re Dead.
More recently he appeared as Daily Bugle editor and Peter Parker cheerleader Joseph ‘Robbie’ Robertson in Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man reboot and in the Depression-era set hip hop musical Idlewild alongside Outkast members Andre 3000 and Big Boi.

11. Alan Rickman

Beloved RADA trained British actor Alan Rickman began his acting career on the stage and didn’t actually make his first major film appearance until his early forties when he played Hans Gruber in the classic 1988 action flick Die Hard, a performance that earned him a spot on the American Film Institute’s 100 Best Villains list.
A talented voice actor too whose velvet tones were described by Helen Mirren as able to ‘suggest honey or a hidden stiletto blade’, he lent his vocals to films including The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy and 2010’s Alice in Wonderland but is perhaps best known for his performance as Hogwarts professor Severus Snape in the Harry Potter film series.
His last two films, wartime political thriller Eye in the Sky and Alice Through the Looking Glass, were released posthumously in 2016.

10. Alexis Arquette

Actress and cabaret performer Alexis Arquette was born into a talented family that includes comedian father Cliff Arquette and fellow actor siblings Rosanna, Patricia and David.
She made her first major screen appearance as a trans sex worker in Uli Edel’s 1989 film Last Exit to Brooklyn and later got a bit part in Quentin Tarantino’s Pulp Fiction and played a Boy George impersonator in rom-com The Wedding Singer.
An outspoken activist for transgender rights, Arquette transitioned herself in the mid-noughties – a process captured in the acclaimed 2007 documentary Alexis Arquette: She’s My Brother.

9. Patty Duke

Patty Duke got her big screen debut at the tender age of twelve in the 1958 musical Country Music Holiday and the Academy Award nominated drama The Goddess, in which she played a younger version of a characters loosely based on Marilyn Monroe.
At just sixteen years old, Duke scooped an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress for her performance as Helen Keller in stage play adaptation The Miracle Worker, becoming the then youngest person to ever receive the award.
She later starred as Neely O’Hara in the 1967 camp cult classic Valley of the Dolls and after being diagnosed with manic depression in the early 1980s, Duke became an ardent mental health activist while continuing a prolific television career.

8. Abbas Kiarostami

Undoubtedly one of the most acclaimed Iranian film directors of all time, the late auteur Abbas Kiarostami’s movies achieved recognition worldwide.
After directing several short films during Iranian cinema’s New Wave, Kiarostami started to garner acclaim outside his homeland in the late 1980s with Where Is the Friends Home?, one of three films alongside And Life Goes On and Through the Olive Trees that make up his acclaimed ‘Koker trilogy’.
His 1990 pseudo-documentary Close-Up was listed amongst the British Film Institute’s 50 Greatest Films of All Time and found fans in fellow directors Quentin Tarantino and Werner Herzog, while his 1997 minimalist drama Taste of Cherry was awarded a Palme d’Or.
His last two films, Certified Copy and Like Someone In Love, were the only of Kiarostami’s to be filmed outside his native Iran and too achieved widespread critical acclaim.

7. Doris Roberts

Although she’s probably best known for her role as overbearing Italian-American matriarch Marie Barone in the long-running sitcom Everybody Loves Raymond, Doris Roberts also enjoyed a long and fruitful career in the movie industry too.
During the 1960s and 1970s, she performed in a number of movies that have since achieved cult film status including No Way to Treat a Lady, The Honeymoon Killers and Little Murders and in the BAFTA nominated thriller The Taking of Pelham One Two Three and Academy Award nominated Janis Joplin inspired drama The Rose.
From the late 1980s onwards, Roberts stuck mainly to comedy appearing in films like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, kid’s sci-fi comedy Aliens in the Attic and Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Witness Protection.

6. Andrzej Wajda

Co-founder of the Polish Film School movement and director Andrzej Wajda is best known for his ‘War trilogy’ – a trio of films that includes his 1955 directorial debut A Generation, Kanal and the critically adored Ashes and Diamonds, a film hailed as one of the great masterpieces of Polish realist cinema.
His 1981 film Man of Iron not only won the Palme d’Or but was also one of four of his films nominated for the Academy Award for Best Foreign Language Film alongside The Promised Land, The Maid of Wilko and Katyn.
Though he failed to scoop those awards, Wajda was recognised with an Academy Honorary Award for his contributions to filmmaking in 1999. His latest and last film Afterimage, a biopic about Polish avant-garde painter Wladyslaw Strzeminski, premiered at the Toronto International Film Festival last year to critical acclaim.

5. Anton Yelchin

Born in Russia to professional figure skater parents, Anton Yelchin emigrated to the States as a baby and though he didn’t inherit his rents’ ice staking talents he certainly got bitten by the acting bug and began his film career at just the tender age of nine.
His first big break came in a starring role in the Stephen King adaptation Hearts In Atlantis alongside Anthony Hopkins, which scooped him a Leading Young Actor Award at the 2002 Young Artist Awards. More recently Yelchin took on the role of Pavel Chekov in J. J. Abrams’ Star Trek reboot series, starred in comedy horror remake Fright Night and played a punk band bassist battling against murderous neo-Nazis led by Patrick Stewart in acclaimed indie horror Green Room.
Next year, Yelchin will posthumously star in four films including Brazilian-born director Gabe Klinger’s Porto and drama-thriller Thoroughbred.

4. Gene Wilder

Undoubtedly one of the American film industry’s best and most beloved comic actors, the late great Gene Wilder made countless moviegoers laugh over his decades-long career, from his Oscar nominated role in Mel Brooks’ The Producers and in classic comedy Blazing Saddles to Woody Allen’s 1972 sex comedy Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex* (*But Were Afraid to Ask) and 1974’s Young Frankenstein – one of the funniest movies ever according to the American Film Institute.
The role for which he is probably best remembered, however, and the role that captured the hearts of a generation of kids was as twinkly-eyed, eccentric confectionary magnate in Mel Stuart’s Roald Dahl adaptation, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory in 1971.

3. David Bowie

Also known by his personas Ziggy Stardust, Major Tom and the Thin White Duke, legendary icon David Bowie passed away in January after secretly battling cancer for eighteen months. Although best known for his acclaimed, eclectic and boundary-pushing musical career, Bowie had a prolific film career too appearing in over thirty films.
In 1976 he scooped a Saturn Award for Best Actor for his performance in Nicolas Roeg’s sci-fi drama The Man Who Fell to Earth, later playing a centuries-old bloodsucker in sexy vampire flick The Hunger and Jareth the Goblin King in Jim Henson’s cult fantasy Labyrinth.
He also made cameo appearances as himself in films like Zoolander and Bandslam and played other real-life people as diverse as Pontius Pilate, Nikola Tesla and Andy Warhol. RIP Bowie, you’ll be missed.

2. Carrie Fisher

2016 was not a good year for Star Wars talents. After losing both R2-D2 actor Kenny Baker, R2-D2 builder Tony Dyson and Admiral Ackbar voice actor Erik Bauersfeld, the franchise suffered the loss of one of its major stars Carrie Fisher in late December.
Born to famous parents, singer Eddie Fisher and actress Debbie Reynolds, Fisher made her debut in Robert Towne’s satirical 1975 comedy Shampoo before international fame beckoned with her most iconic role as Princess Leia in the original Star Wars trilogy.
She had a knack for elevating films with merely a cameo role, playing a vengeful ex-fiancĂ©e in The Blues Brothers and a therapist in Austin Power: International Man of Mystery. She turned her hand to behind-the-scenes roles too, writing the screenplay for Postcards from the Edge – a critically acclaimed film adapted from her own semi-autobiographical novel by director Mike Nichols.
Most recently, Fisher reprised her role as Princess Leia in the first film of the new Star Wars sequel trilogy, The Force Awakens, and will star posthumously in its next instalment Episode VIII later this year.

1. Debbie Reynolds

Actress and singer Debbie Reynolds first turned heads with her role as vaudeville singer Helen Kane in Three Little Words for which she received a Golden Globe nomination, but her breakout performance came in 1952 when she starred with Gene Kelly in the classic musical Singin’ in the Rain.
In the 1960s, she received a Best Actress Oscar nomination for her performance as the titular American socialite, philanthropist and Titanic survivor in musical biopic The Unsinkable Molly Brown and later voiced the eponymous spider in the movie adaptation of E.B. White’s classic children’s novel Charlotte’s Web.
In a sad turn of events, Reynolds died last year just one day after her daughter Carrie Fisher. According to her filmmaker son Todd Fisher, her last words were ‘I want to be with Carrie’.
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